Britney Spears Goes Lesbian Killer

Britney Spears leaves the Little Door restaurant and then goes shopping with a friend at Intermix on Robertson Blvd, followed by a large group of fans and paparazzi on Tuesday.

Brit is reportedly lined up to play a lesbian stripper in Quentin Tarantino’s next movie. She would star as psycho dancer Varla in a remake of the 1965 cult film Faster Pussycat! Kill Kill!

A source said, “Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She’s delighted. She thinks it could turn her career around.

“It is perfect Tarantino material. He wanted to get Britney first. She’s playing the most important character.”

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GUY RITCHIE has signed up to direct a series of mini movies for Nike.

And they have asked if he can recruit wife MADONNA to Just Do It as well.

I reckon the “bring your missus” conundrum must be one of the most belittling everyday hurdles for Guy - the poor wee lamb.

But then again - she is Madonna.

A source said: “Nike have commissioned Guy to put together some really cool feature-length adverts to last the entire commercial break.

“His brief is to make miniature movies with Nike gear as the star of the adverts. That’s unless he can rope Madonna in to add her presence to the campaign.”

Madge loves exercise. She runs miles every day and has even bought the house next door to her London pad to convert it into a gym.

She has been getting herself in shape to shoot the video for her new single, 4 Minutes To Save The World, with JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and TIMBALAND later this week. I hear it is class.

Guy likes his trainers too - he often commits the fashion crime of wearing them with his chinos - like a skinhead RICK ASTLEY.

I’m a fan of Guy, though, and I hear his next project RocknRolla is a return to form.

But the ad deal, said to be close to seven figures, won’t help him get back on the Oscar trail soon.

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